Insider sources tell us that the great barnyard romance between Lord Barred Holland and Crybaby appears to have come to an end.
"I just woke up one morning," stated Lord B, "and realized, hey! I'm a chicken!"
His Lordship has recently been seen in the company of a bevy of beautiful pullets, strutting his stuff and chasing the other cockerels away.

"Lord Who?"
Exclusive shots taken by our staff photographer, have confirmed speculations that she is indeed seeing someone else.



Of the Ameraucana's daily escape, coop keeper Leigh stated, "It's just as well. Otherwise he runs into the coop and tries to hide in Ms. Delaware's egg laying spot. Not that it does him any good, because his tail sticks out and he talks to himself the entire time he thinks he's hiding."
Of Lord B's sudden interest in the hens, she said, "I think it was basically a maturity issue. According to the American Breeds Livestock Conservancy, Hollands have a slow to moderate growth rate, meaning they are slower to mature than many breeds. Once his hormones kicked in, he knew what he was about."
She also noted that Lord B still does his happy dance when he runs up to greet the goats. "He just doesn't hang out with them anymore," she said.
When asked about his rival, Lord B was overheard to say,
"He's soup."
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July 2010 by Leigh at http://www.5acresandadream.com/
July 2010 by Leigh at http://www.5acresandadream.com/